VOL. I · NO. 119 · standardpoorly.comTHU · MAY 28 · 2026FORWARD HORIZON · 1 d / 1 wk / 1 mo / 3 mo
STANDARD Poorly
"All the correlations that are barely fit to print"
● LIVE FORECASTSP-0007BetterHelp · App Store rank Δ+40.2% d/d·5d 72%SP-0019McRib Comeback · days sinceday 6·5d 68%SP-0042Initial Jobless Claims+12% w/w·21d 64%SP-0088Knicks won last nightwon·1d 53%SP-0103Tinder · App Store rank↓12 places·5d 62%SP-0124CNN Fear & Greed38 → 51·5d 74%
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Market newslive

Live broad-market headlines from Alpaca / Benzinga. Refreshes every 60 seconds.
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lifestyleSP-0007

BetterHelp · App Store rank Δ

"How stressed is America today, in App Store ranks."

When this fires, SPY moved in the same direction as the signal 72% of the time over the next trading week.

58%
1 d
72%
1 wk
51%
1 mo
49%
3 mo
memeSP-0019

McRib Comeback · days since

"How long has it been since the McRib was last reintroduced."

When this fires, SPY moved in the same direction as the signal 68% of the time over the next trading week.

51%
1 d
68%
1 wk
55%
1 mo
49%
3 mo
macroSP-0042

Initial Jobless Claims

Weekly first-time UI filings reported by the DOL.

When this fires, SPY moved in the same direction as the signal 64% of the time over the next trading month.

55%
1 d
61%
1 wk
64%
1 mo
59%
3 mo
— Standard Poorly dispatch —

Timely market signals you won't find elsewhere. Plus the occasional “Poorly”-proven correlation we tripped over in the data — pork futures → McRib launches → Bitcoin, that kind of thing. Cadence: when the data warrants it. Usually weekly.

sportsSP-0088

Knicks won last night

1 if the Knicks won, else 0.

Historically barely better than chance over the next trading day.

53%
1 d
49%
1 wk
50%
1 mo
51%
3 mo
lifestyleSP-0103

Tinder · App Store rank

Daily change in U.S. App Store rank for Tinder.

When this fires, SPY moved in the opposite direction as the signal 62% of the time over the next trading week.

58%
1 d
62%
1 wk
51%
1 mo
50%
3 mo
sentimentSP-0124

CNN Fear & Greed

Composite sentiment index from CNN Money.

When this fires, SPY moved in the same direction as the signal 74% of the time over the next trading week.

61%
1 d
74%
1 wk
58%
1 mo
52%
3 mo