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Query the indicator universe in plain English.

596 indicators, 2,360 validated signal pairs, the Bestie ledger, and live Benzinga news — all queryable through one chat with tool use over our data. Powered by Gemini 2.5 Flash, with a Deep Analysis toggle on Trader that routes hard queries to Gemini 2.5 Pro.

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— Sample answers · what you'll get —

Sample transcript · illustration · not live
Which of my watchlist tickers had news in the last 24 hours?
NVDA, AMD, and AMZN had material headlines in the last 24h. NVDA leads with the Q3 beat coverage; AMD has analyst-day previews; AMZN has the AWS outage post-mortem. Full headlines below.
[Benzinga · 8m ago] NVDA Beats Q3, Raises Guidance — bnzga.com/...
[Benzinga · 4h ago] AMD Analyst Day Set For Thursday — bnzga.com/...
[Benzinga · 19h ago] AWS Post-Mortem Cites Cascading Failure — bnzga.com/...

— What it can do —

  • Query the 596-indicator universe by name or theme. "Show me sentiment indicators that lead SPY drawdowns" → ranked list with hit rates + recent fires.
  • Find signals that fire together. "What pairs fire with VIX" → top partners by out-of-sample lift, from our 2,360 validated pair set.
  • Pull live news context. Any ticker mentioned in a question pulls the last week of Benzinga / Alpaca headlines and cites them inline. No generic web search — sources we trust, no scraper junk.
  • Drill into fire history. "What did SPY do after the last 10 times HYG/LQD fired" → table of forward returns at each horizon.
  • Cross the Bestie ledger. "Which All-In calls in 2024 went against consensus and worked" → filtered list with episode citations.

— What it won't —

  • Tell you whether to buy or sell anything. By design — we show signals; you decide.
  • Answer questions outside our data + curated news. No web search, no Wikipedia, no random forum scraping.
  • Predict the future. We surface historical patterns and current fires; the LLM never promises outcomes.

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