VOL. I · NO. 119 · standardpoorly.comWED · JUL 29 · 2026FORWARD HORIZON · 1 d / 1 wk / 1 mo / 3 mo
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● LIVE FORECASTSP-2242Grid Demand — Northwest region+28% (30d)·63d−2.0% 61%SP-2268Grid Demand — California region+25% (30d)·252d−4.7% 58%SP-3114Data-Center Alley Demand (PJM)+15% (30d)·252d−15.1% 82%SP-2251Grid Demand — New York region+12% (30d)·63d−2.5% 64%SP-2404Grid Demand — Central region+28% (30d)·21d−0.76% 58%SP-2217Grid Demand — New England region-0% (30d)·63d−2.6% 64%SP-2403Grid Demand — Mid-Atlantic region+15% (30d)·63d−2.1% 61%SP-18542-Year Treasury Yield (daily)+5% (30d)·252d−6.0% 64%
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Every public-market call the All-In Podcast hosts have made for six years. Translated to a portfolio. Audited.

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History
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Jun 17 · in 48 days63d lookback

FOMC meeting (Powell announcement)

3.1%historical avg in the quarter leading up to past events
+8.9%actual SPY move so far (29 days into the window)
already exceeded the historical move
based on 81 prior occurrences
Jun 19 · in 50 days63d lookback

Triple witching

2.9%historical avg in the quarter leading up to past events
+9.7%actual SPY move so far (27 days into the window)
already exceeded the historical move
based on 40 prior occurrences
Jun 30 · in 61 days63d lookback

Mercury retrograde begins

5.2%historical avg in the quarter leading up to past events
+9.6%actual SPY move so far (19 days into the window)
already exceeded the historical move
based on 31 prior occurrences

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Standardenergy_activitySP-2242

Grid Demand — Northwest region

1,198,781 28%vs ~6 weeks ago
EIA-930 Northwest region electricity demand (MWh/day).
last fired 5 days ago

When this fires, SPY averaged -2.0% over the next trading quarter — moving in the opposite direction as the signal 61% of the time.

+0.02%SPY 1 d into the 3 mo window so far
TRACKING WITH HISTORY
53%
+0.05%
1 d
54%
+0.21%
1 wk
55%
−0.54%
1 mo
61%
−2.0%
3 mo
51%
−1.0%
6 mo
51%
−1.7%
1 yr
Standardenergy_activitySP-2268

Grid Demand — California region

957,493 25%vs ~6 weeks ago
EIA-930 California region electricity demand (MWh/day).
last fired 5 days ago

When this fires, SPY averaged -4.7% over the next year — moving in the opposite direction as the signal 58% of the time.

+0.02%SPY 1 d into the 1 yr window so far
53%
+0.03%
1 d
55%
−0.15%
1 wk
58%
−0.53%
1 mo
56%
−1.1%
3 mo
57%
−2.3%
6 mo
58%
−4.7%
1 yr
Standardenergy_activitySP-3114

Data-Center Alley Demand (PJM)

2,722,882 15%vs ~6 weeks ago
PJM interconnection electricity demand (MWh/day) — includes Dominion-VA "Data-Center Alley," the densest data-center corridor on earth; a proxy for AI/data-center capex load growth.
last fired 4 weeks ago

When this fires, SPY averaged -15.1% over the next year — moving in the opposite direction as the signal 82% of the time.

+1.4%SPY 1 wk into the 1 yr window so far
OPPOSITE OF HISTORY
55%
−0.06%
1 d
62%
−0.32%
1 wk
69%
−1.3%
1 mo
76%
−3.8%
3 mo
78%
−7.3%
6 mo
82%
−15.1%
1 yr
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Standardenergy_activitySP-2251

Grid Demand — New York region

473,036 13%vs ~6 weeks ago
EIA-930 New York region electricity demand (MWh/day).
last fired 2 weeks ago

When this fires, SPY averaged -2.5% over the next trading quarter — moving in the opposite direction as the signal 64% of the time.

−0.98%SPY 1 wk into the 3 mo window so far
EXCEEDED HISTORY
51%
−0.01%
1 d
53%
−0.17%
1 wk
59%
−0.98%
1 mo
64%
−2.5%
3 mo
53%
−1.6%
6 mo
54%
−3.4%
1 yr
Standardenergy_activitySP-2404

Grid Demand — Central region

1,173,456 28%vs ~6 weeks ago
EIA-930 Central region (SPP corridor) electricity demand (MWh/day).
last fired 8 days ago

When this fires, SPY averaged -0.76% over the next trading month — moving in the opposite direction as the signal 58% of the time.

−0.12%SPY 1 d into the 1 mo window so far
51%
+0.03%
1 d
54%
−0.13%
1 wk
58%
−0.76%
1 mo
57%
−1.6%
3 mo
48%
−1.6%
6 mo
48%
−2.7%
1 yr
Standardenergy_activitySP-2217

Grid Demand — New England region

316,685 0%vs ~6 weeks ago
EIA-930 New England region electricity demand (MWh/day).
last fired 4 weeks ago

When this fires, SPY averaged -2.6% over the next trading quarter — moving in the opposite direction as the signal 64% of the time.

+1.4%SPY 1 wk into the 3 mo window so far
OPPOSITE OF HISTORY
51%
+0.03%
1 d
48%
−0.12%
1 wk
58%
−0.88%
1 mo
64%
−2.6%
3 mo
54%
−1.3%
6 mo
48%
−2.2%
1 yr

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☁ Weather outlook · 20 metros · pop-weightedvia NOAA NWS · forecast as of Jul 29, 5 AM

Stormy conditions in the forecast for major US metros tomorrow.

87°F avg high20% precip chance67% metros sunny
Today86°Tomorrow87°Fri89°Sat88°Sun87°Mon87°Tue88°

We track historical SPY response to national weather patterns via US National Precipitation (pop-weighted). Forecast above is editorial framing, not a trade signal. See the indicator for the historical pattern + fire history.

PoorlyweatherSP-6350

US National Precipitation (pop-weighted)

1.41 19%vs ~6 weeks ago
Pop-weighted mean of daily precipitation across top-30 metros (mm).
last fired 3 months ago

When this fires, SPY averaged +7.7% over the next year — moving in the same direction as the signal 75% of the time.

Signature window1 yr
+5.6%SPY 3 mo into the 1 yr window so far
EXCEEDED HISTORY
54%
+0.03%
1 d
57%
+0.15%
1 wk
63%
+0.61%
1 mo
67%
+1.9%
3 mo
70%
+3.7%
6 mo
75%
+7.7%
1 yr
Poorlylifestyle_searchSP-4085

Wikipedia: "Recession"

528.0 9%vs ~6 weeks ago
Daily pageviews on the Wikipedia Recession article.
last fired 2 months ago

When this fires, SPY averaged -6.5% over the next year — moving in the opposite direction as the signal 70% of the time.

Signature window1 yr
−1.3%SPY 1 mo into the 1 yr window so far
EXCEEDED HISTORY
55%
−0.03%
1 d
58%
−0.18%
1 wk
64%
−0.62%
1 mo
67%
−1.6%
3 mo
70%
−3.7%
6 mo
70%
−6.5%
1 yr
Poorlylifestyle_searchSP-5032

Wikipedia: "Stock market crash"

560.0 20%vs ~6 weeks ago
Daily pageviews anxiety leading indicator.
last fired 6 months ago

When this fires, SPY averaged -5.8% over the next year — moving in the opposite direction as the signal 68% of the time.

Signature window1 yr
+6.8%SPY 3 mo into the 1 yr window so far
OPPOSITE OF HISTORY
52%
−0.04%
1 d
55%
−0.07%
1 wk
61%
−0.38%
1 mo
61%
−0.85%
3 mo
61%
−1.9%
6 mo
68%
−5.8%
1 yr
PoorlyweatherSP-4984

Dallas Precipitation

Total daily precipitation (Dallas, mm).
last fired 2 months ago

When this fires, SPY averaged -4.9% over the next year — moving in the opposite direction as the signal 67% of the time.

Signature window1 yr
−2.9%SPY 1 mo into the 1 yr window so far
EXCEEDED HISTORY
53%
−0.02%
1 d
54%
−0.10%
1 wk
58%
−0.38%
1 mo
61%
−1.1%
3 mo
63%
−2.3%
6 mo
67%
−4.9%
1 yr
PoorlyweatherSP-5032

Denver Precipitation

Total daily precipitation (Denver, mm).
last fired 2 months ago

When this fires, SPY averaged -4.9% over the next year — moving in the opposite direction as the signal 66% of the time.

Signature window1 yr
+0.31%SPY 1 mo into the 1 yr window so far
OPPOSITE OF HISTORY
53%
−0.02%
1 d
55%
−0.11%
1 wk
59%
−0.47%
1 mo
61%
−1.2%
3 mo
63%
−2.4%
6 mo
66%
−4.9%
1 yr
PoorlychaosSP-3150

Days since last Liam Neeson movie

1,259 4%vs ~6 weeks ago
Decay model Liam Neeson cadence proxy.
last fired 6 months ago

When this fires, SPY averaged -6.0% over the next year — moving in the opposite direction as the signal 66% of the time.

Signature window1 yr
+4.1%SPY 3 mo into the 1 yr window so far
OPPOSITE OF HISTORY
49%
−0.03%
1 d
55%
−0.18%
1 wk
59%
−0.78%
1 mo
64%
−2.4%
3 mo
64%
−4.0%
6 mo
66%
−6.0%
1 yr